more parenthood haikus

the attempt to conceive

Want to make baby.

Tell me how you made yours, k?

Will try anything.

(Rachel)

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Tried to make baby.

gave husband full body rash.

Maybe anxiety?

(Rachel)

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We will try again

With less pressure and stress, yes?

It shall be success.

(Rachel)

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want to be Mommy

to a little girl or boy

come hither, Husband

(Lori)

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want to be Grandma

to a little girl or boy

get busy, children

(Rena)

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Baby making tip -

The glow in the dark night cream

may have caused the rash.

(Darbi)

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Your friends are praying

your bodies will line up soon.

Mini skiier, come.

(Darbi)

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babies

lessons never end

for her, as it was for us

complete one, more come

(Jason)

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nursing in the dark

I learn power outtage'd clocks

blink once per second

(lori)

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first teething biscuit

days later, though she's been bathed,

Zor smells like maple

(lori)

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remember mornings

when you'd rise from bed alert?

these days, not so much

(lori)

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general parenthood

subbing every day

thoughts of my own through it all

we will be okay

(Christi)

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hair dryer is on

cannot hear them or see them

a five minute break

(Christi)

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we're the perfect team

tag team and fill every gap

mom and dad unite

(Christi)

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passive aggressive

criticisms wear me down

I'm doing my best

(Christi)

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five years have gone by

a dash from the first cry to

quoting movie lines

(Christi)