Grandma: Be sure to eat your chips with cheese, Zoralee. You need the protein!
Zoralee: I'm drinking all of my milk instead, and it has protein.
Grandma: Yes, but the cheese has more protein, so you need to eat it.
Zoralee: Grandma, milk has cheese in it.
Grandma: Well, cheese has milk in it, yes.
Zoralee: No, milk has cheese in it. My mom told me that milk has cheese in it.
[back and forth dialogue on whether cheese is in milk or milk is in cheese....]
Grandma: Okay, fine; whatever you say. I'm not gonna argue with you. When your mom comes out, we'll ask her.
Zoralee: You came here to be rude!?
3 comments:
LOL....has Zora been taking lessons from her Grandpa Larry? 8~)
Nancy
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
I have told this story to a dozen people, at least. No one believes me that my 3-yr old niece engaged in a conversation about PROTEIN, but whatever. They just don't know Zoralee, the master of protein AND etiquette.
Because, of course! How DARE mom go all the way to ND and then argue with Zoralee in her own house?! Ha!
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