Wednesday, April 8, 2009

a couple of paradigm shift suggestions

Hello, world. I was just wondering if we could change our general views about a couple of things.

1. First off, in the fashion realm, let's go ahead and say that a baby belly (the one that can last for months or even years after the baby has come out) is sexy as all git-out. You have given LIFE to another human being. What could be more sexy than that? You are amazing, and a baby belly is proof. Haven't been pregnant but still have the belly? Very good! You are displaying with pride your womanly potential of bearing new life, even if you choose not to or are unable to otherwise. Stop doing crunches and situps! Let those bellies hang, girls!Enough with this flat stomach nonsense. (Also, pinkish stretch lines on and around the belly, bosom, buns, and legs are hot as can be. HOT.)

2. Secondly, let's say that a cluttered house, with partially completed projects strewn about is actually a sign that you've been accomplishing things as opposed to a sign that you haven't been. A baby bath that still has water in it long after the baby is out, a pile of dirty diapers, rugs that have been gathered from around the house but not yet shaken out in the yard, mail that has been opened but not responded to, clean laundry that sits in the basket until it's time to do laundry again - - look at you go! You are accomplishing SO MUCH.

And you are HOT with that belly.

8 comments:

Christi said...

I am so on with the paradigm shift. I really, really like you.

Unknown said...

This would make me a very hot lady who is accomplishing lots of things. I like it!

matt said...

Nice one

Mars said...

Oh I am ALL that and MORE!!!

Anonymous said...

LOVE this paradigm shift. Awesome. I'm with you.

melissa

Autumn and Dan's family said...

Amen Sista...
I have embraced my belly and have learned how to hide it really well. I got tired of people asking, "When are you due?" Who really wants to do crunches? Also, who really wants to clean their house? If this is fun to you, than you are the one with the issue. Not me, with the Cheerios all over the floor and dirty diaper pile outside our bedroom. A maid may be the answer, but before a maid comes I would have to pick up the diapers and sweep up the Cheerios, so what is the point. I'm with you 100% on the paradign shift. If only everyone was in on the shift.

handfull of johnsons said...

LORI for president 2013 or whenever! (I'll be in charge of your bumper stickers)

Anonymous said...

I'm in